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Law Reviews are academic/legal journals published, primarily, by top law school students from around the United States. In theory, they contain scholarly, academic, well-researched articles from which lawyers and judges copy and paste excerpts when trying to write something that looks scholarly and academic. [I'm kidding here.]
To be on a law review editorial board at most schools, one must be in some small top percentage of the law school's class. This isn't true at the University of North Dakota or at least it wasn't when I went there. Any Tom, Dick or Harry willing to put in the time could sign up to be on the Law Review at UND. According to it's title page, the North Dakota Law Review is "published quarterly by the University of North Dakota School of Law...." "Members of the North Dakota Bar Association receive the LAW REVIEW for a fee of $10.00 per year, automatically extracted from their yearly dues..." As a member of the bar association, I automatically get a copy of the North Dakota Law Review. I usually get my copy, scan the cover for the titles of articles inside, and read the ones whose titles I find interesting, ignoring the rest. The most recent issue of the North Dakota Law Review arrived on my birthday last week. I read the cover. Here's a list of the titles from the front cover: Griswold and The Defense Of Traditional Marriage: Bradly P. Jacob Custody and Parenting By Persons Other Than Biological Parents: When Non-Traditional Family Law Collides With The Constitution: Gary A. Debele Does the Family Have a Future?: William C. Duncan Marriage Matters: A Case For A Get-The-Job-Done-Right Federal Marriage Amendment: Steven W. Fitschen The Attack On Marriage As The Union Of A Man And Woman: Lynn D. Wardle The Questions Raised By Lawrence: Marriage, The Supreme Court and A Written Constitution: Richard G. Wilkins and John Nielsen
Interesting, I thought. "Does the Family Have a Future?" Catchy title for a law review article. It kind of presumes there's a question as to whether the family has a future. More than that, it sounds like the kind of scary title one might expect from the Heritage Foundation or some other far-right outfit. It caught my attention. Well done. Before I get too far into this, I have to admit something: I'm not all that afraid of gay people. If gay people move into my neighborhood -- married or not married -- I'm not going to worry about them breaking into my house and rearranging my living room. I'm not worried about my choice of window coverings or color schemes being criticized. (I'd be more afraid of the kids of some of our Republican politicians if they happened to move into my neighborhood.) I know some gay people, and they seem pretty normal to me. Very normal. Some are hard-working, local people, right here in Bismarck and Mandan. They might sit at the table next to you in a restaurant, or in the pew behind you at church. And you don't even know it. Scary, huh? No? Didn't think so. I don't think gay people put "the family" at risk anytime soon, any more or less than your average right-winger -- like Sen. Larry Craig or Ted Haggard. Anyway, so I flipped open to some random page not far from the middle of the latest NDLRev, to page 1307, and here's what I got: "First, God ordained heterosexual marriage from the beginning of human history." Marriage Matters: A Case For A Get-The-Job-Done-Right Federal Marriage Amendment, 83 NDLRev 1301, 1307 (2007)
Interesting. No footnote for that sentence. "...from the beginning of human history." I have to wonder which "human history" the author is writing about. Is it the human history of the Native American oral tradition? Is it the human history of the Koran? No. It is, the writer tells us, the human history of the Bible. He cites as authority Genesis 2:24, I Kings 11:3 and, of course, Deuteronomy 24:1. I wish he could have cited something from Leviticus. I love Leviticus. You can never get enough Leviticus. For the evangelical Christian, the author also notes Matthew 19:3-18. They usually have some biographical info on the author in the first footnote on the first page. So I flipped back to the first page of the article. Here's what I learned about the author: Steven W. Fitschen is Research Professor of Law at Regent University School of Law. He also serves as the President of the National Legal Foundation, a public interest law firm headquartered in Virginia Beach, Virginia. He has filed numerous amicus curiae briefs in various cases with same-sex marriage and related issues.
Hmmm. Regent University? That's not even a real university, is it? Isn't that the fundamentalist Christian "university" founded by televangelist Pat Robertson? Isn't this the "university" that's at the center of a scandal involving the United States Justice Department? What are southern Christian fundamentalist professors doing in the North Dakota Law Review? And the "National Legal Foundation"? What's that? According to "themediaroom.com" it is "a Christian constitutional litigation firm and policy think tank committed to restoring America's Biblical foundations." I bet the National Legal Foundation couldn't pay for better advertising than to find a pathetic, desperate law school law review willing to publish one of its leaders' fundamentalist rants. Now Professor Fitschen can say this particular rant is "published." Other fundamentalists can cite to the North Dakota Law Review as secondary legal support for their similar "protesteth too much" homophobic rants. The current issue of the ND Law Review is littered with this stuff. When reading a law review, lawyers and judges want the writing to be legal, academic and scholarly. They want to be able to point to it as a legitimate secondary legal authority. They don't want the authors to be citing to the Bible, the Koran, the Book of Mormon, the Tao-te-ching, the Veda or the Upanishads as legal authority for anything. They just don't. It's not useful. If you believe in God and if the Bible is your chosen primary religious/spiritual reading material -- as it is for many lawyers and judges -- they're all great with that. Just don't ever -- ever -- pretend that the Bible is something other than a deeply important piece of religious and spiritual work. It is not a legal authority. Outside of the small circle of a few evangelical "universities," it is not citable as an authority in any academic, scholarly or legal work. If it is, then scientists should be able to cite to the Bible as authority for the proposition that men can part seas, turn staffs into serpants and walk on water. [I know of only one "scientist" who probably would try to get away with it.] The latest issue of the North Dakota Law Review has changed how I look at the North Dakota Law Review. I used to think it was a worthwhile publication, filled with legitimate legal research and writing. Now, in my eyes, it has evolved into a scare tool for far-right Christian fundamentalists. I hope that I never see a judge or lawyer citing to the universe of law reviews that would publish articles citing Bible passages as legal authority. That universe now includes the North Dakota Law Review. Coming soon: The answer to the question: "Can I cancel my subscription to the UND Law Review? If so, will I get my $10 refunded to me?"
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